http://geeksgeeksmoregeeks.forumotion.net/funny-stuff-jokes-links-images-f43/-t1.htm Need a lift? Got a funny joke or site? Get it here, or post it here. Fri, 20 Nov 2009 17:39:37 GMT 10 http://home.windstream.net/denisdev/GeeksLogo.jpg http://geeksgeeksmoregeeks.forumotion.net/funny-stuff-jokes-links-images-f43/-t1.htm http://geeksgeeksmoregeeks.forumotion.net/funny-stuff-jokes-links-images-f43/latest-in-washington-fashion-t807.htm Repa Here's the latest in Washington fashion:

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]]> Funny stuff - Jokes - Links - Images Fri, 20 Nov 2009 17:39:37 GMT http://geeksgeeksmoregeeks.forumotion.net/funny-stuff-jokes-links-images-f43/latest-in-washington-fashion-t807.htm#2827 http://geeksgeeksmoregeeks.forumotion.net/funny-stuff-jokes-links-images-f43/latest-in-washington-fashion-t807.htm http://geeksgeeksmoregeeks.forumotion.net/funny-stuff-jokes-links-images-f43/late-one-foggy-night-t802.htm Repa A man is walking home alone late one foggy night... when behind him he hears: Bump... BUMP... BUMP... Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him. BUMP... BUMP... BUMP.. Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly behind him. FASTER... FASTER... BUMP... BUMP... ... Funny stuff - Jokes - Links - Images Mon, 02 Nov 2009 00:26:57 GMT http://geeksgeeksmoregeeks.forumotion.net/funny-stuff-jokes-links-images-f43/late-one-foggy-night-t802.htm#2789 http://geeksgeeksmoregeeks.forumotion.net/funny-stuff-jokes-links-images-f43/late-one-foggy-night-t802.htm http://geeksgeeksmoregeeks.forumotion.net/funny-stuff-jokes-links-images-f43/learning-the-keyboard-t798.htm pepperpot Here's a way to remember the keyboard (read down on the keyboard) Quick Ask Zoe What Stops X-rays Even Dogs Can't Red Fish Vanish Then Grow Bigger Yaks Hear Noises Under Jack's Mattress I Keep commas's Over Long periods's Peanuts Funny stuff - Jokes - Links - Images Mon, 19 Oct 2009 16:58:50 GMT http://geeksgeeksmoregeeks.forumotion.net/funny-stuff-jokes-links-images-f43/learning-the-keyboard-t798.htm#2760 http://geeksgeeksmoregeeks.forumotion.net/funny-stuff-jokes-links-images-f43/learning-the-keyboard-t798.htm http://geeksgeeksmoregeeks.forumotion.net/funny-stuff-jokes-links-images-f43/the-ant-and-the-grasshopper-t789.htm Repa THE ANT AND THE GRASSHOPPER This one is a little different... Two Different Versions! ................. Two Different Morals! OLD VERSION: The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away. Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed. The grasshopper has no food or shelter, so he dies out in ... Funny stuff - Jokes - Links - Images Thu, 01 Oct 2009 02:47:21 GMT http://geeksgeeksmoregeeks.forumotion.net/funny-stuff-jokes-links-images-f43/the-ant-and-the-grasshopper-t789.htm#2718 http://geeksgeeksmoregeeks.forumotion.net/funny-stuff-jokes-links-images-f43/the-ant-and-the-grasshopper-t789.htm http://geeksgeeksmoregeeks.forumotion.net/funny-stuff-jokes-links-images-f43/swine-flu-helpful-hint-t782.htm Repa


Don't go to work!]]> Funny stuff - Jokes - Links - Images Fri, 04 Sep 2009 04:44:59 GMT http://geeksgeeksmoregeeks.forumotion.net/funny-stuff-jokes-links-images-f43/swine-flu-helpful-hint-t782.htm#2663 http://geeksgeeksmoregeeks.forumotion.net/funny-stuff-jokes-links-images-f43/swine-flu-helpful-hint-t782.htm http://geeksgeeksmoregeeks.forumotion.net/funny-stuff-jokes-links-images-f43/regifting-robin-t759.htm pepperpot This is just too WEIRD!! Let’s see if you can figure it out To gifted friends. This is stumping. If you can figure out how she does it please let us know. Never even touched the cursor on my chosen number… Once, I did not even follow the directions, just looked at the number and she still got it! This will drive you crazy ~ You’ve got to try this! http://www.regiftable.com/regiftingrobinpopup.html Funny stuff - Jokes - Links - Images Tue, 04 Aug 2009 14:42:09 GMT http://geeksgeeksmoregeeks.forumotion.net/funny-stuff-jokes-links-images-f43/regifting-robin-t759.htm#2516 http://geeksgeeksmoregeeks.forumotion.net/funny-stuff-jokes-links-images-f43/regifting-robin-t759.htm http://geeksgeeksmoregeeks.forumotion.net/funny-stuff-jokes-links-images-f43/funny-pic-t723.htm novice61
]]> Funny stuff - Jokes - Links - Images Sat, 06 Jun 2009 03:44:00 GMT http://geeksgeeksmoregeeks.forumotion.net/funny-stuff-jokes-links-images-f43/funny-pic-t723.htm#2270 http://geeksgeeksmoregeeks.forumotion.net/funny-stuff-jokes-links-images-f43/funny-pic-t723.htm http://geeksgeeksmoregeeks.forumotion.net/funny-stuff-jokes-links-images-f43/yeyyyy-its-back-the-joke-thread-t523.htm pepperpot Little Johnny Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face. 'Why do you do that, mommy?' he asked. 'To make myself beautiful,' said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue. 'What's the matter?' asked Little Johnny. 'Giving up?' Funny stuff - Jokes - Links - Images Thu, 08 Jan 2009 02:50:57 GMT http://geeksgeeksmoregeeks.forumotion.net/funny-stuff-jokes-links-images-f43/yeyyyy-its-back-the-joke-thread-t523.htm#1062 http://geeksgeeksmoregeeks.forumotion.net/funny-stuff-jokes-links-images-f43/yeyyyy-its-back-the-joke-thread-t523.htm http://geeksgeeksmoregeeks.forumotion.net/funny-stuff-jokes-links-images-f43/a-hard-atempt-to-make-a-smart-joke-t716.htm pepperpot I just received this in my email... is it me or am I right? Somebody was trying very hard here! LOL --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Our staff has completed the 18 months of work on time and on budget. We have gone through every line of code in every program in every system. We have analyzed all databases, all data files, including backups and historic archives, and modified all data to reflect the change. We are proud ... Funny stuff - Jokes - Links - Images Mon, 25 May 2009 23:04:21 GMT http://geeksgeeksmoregeeks.forumotion.net/funny-stuff-jokes-links-images-f43/a-hard-atempt-to-make-a-smart-joke-t716.htm#2185 http://geeksgeeksmoregeeks.forumotion.net/funny-stuff-jokes-links-images-f43/a-hard-atempt-to-make-a-smart-joke-t716.htm http://geeksgeeksmoregeeks.forumotion.net/funny-stuff-jokes-links-images-f43/this-is-good-t696.htm novice61 THIS IS GOOD A king in Africa had a close friend he grew up with. The friend had a habit of looking at every situation that ever occurred in his life (positive or negative) and remarking, "This is good!" One day the king and his friend were out on a hunting expedition. The friend would load and prepare the guns for the king. The friend had apparently done something wrong in preparing one of the guns, for after taking the gun from his friend, the king fired it and his thumb ... Funny stuff - Jokes - Links - Images Fri, 08 May 2009 05:05:39 GMT http://geeksgeeksmoregeeks.forumotion.net/funny-stuff-jokes-links-images-f43/this-is-good-t696.htm#2056 http://geeksgeeksmoregeeks.forumotion.net/funny-stuff-jokes-links-images-f43/this-is-good-t696.htm http://geeksgeeksmoregeeks.forumotion.net/funny-stuff-jokes-links-images-f43/thanks-for-shopping-at-wal-mart-t691.htm wwe9112 One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike behind him, "My elbow hurts like h-ell. I guess I'd better see a doctor.." "Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike replies. "There's a diagnostic computer down at Wal-Mart. Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell you what's wrong and what to do about it. It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars . .. ... A lot cheaper than a doctor." So, Joe deposits ... Funny stuff - Jokes - Links - Images Wed, 06 May 2009 20:21:54 GMT http://geeksgeeksmoregeeks.forumotion.net/funny-stuff-jokes-links-images-f43/thanks-for-shopping-at-wal-mart-t691.htm#2035 http://geeksgeeksmoregeeks.forumotion.net/funny-stuff-jokes-links-images-f43/thanks-for-shopping-at-wal-mart-t691.htm http://geeksgeeksmoregeeks.forumotion.net/funny-stuff-jokes-links-images-f43/relax-swine-flu-source-found-t675.htm Repa

It's this kid!!!

]]> Funny stuff - Jokes - Links - Images Fri, 01 May 2009 00:57:00 GMT http://geeksgeeksmoregeeks.forumotion.net/funny-stuff-jokes-links-images-f43/relax-swine-flu-source-found-t675.htm#1954 http://geeksgeeksmoregeeks.forumotion.net/funny-stuff-jokes-links-images-f43/relax-swine-flu-source-found-t675.htm http://geeksgeeksmoregeeks.forumotion.net/funny-stuff-jokes-links-images-f43/a-true-duck-story-from-san-antonio-texas-t673.htm pepperpot A friend sent me this very cute story and I would like to share it with you all Enjoy! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Something really cute happened in downtown San Antonio this week. Michael R. is an accounting clerk at Frost Bank and works there in a second story office. Several weeks ago, he watched a mother duck choose the concrete awning outside his window as the unlikely place to build a nest above the ... Funny stuff - Jokes - Links - Images Thu, 30 Apr 2009 14:37:57 GMT http://geeksgeeksmoregeeks.forumotion.net/funny-stuff-jokes-links-images-f43/a-true-duck-story-from-san-antonio-texas-t673.htm#1942 http://geeksgeeksmoregeeks.forumotion.net/funny-stuff-jokes-links-images-f43/a-true-duck-story-from-san-antonio-texas-t673.htm http://geeksgeeksmoregeeks.forumotion.net/funny-stuff-jokes-links-images-f43/your-driveway-washed-away-t634.htm Repa 12 wacky excuses for being late for work By Rachel Zupek, CareerBuilder.com writer: Here are 12 of the most outrageous excuses employees have heard for being late to work: 1. My heat was shut off so I had to stay home to keep my snake warm. 2. My husband thinks it's funny to hide my car keys before he goes to work. 3. I walked into a spider web on the way out the door and couldn't find the spider, so I had to go inside and shower again. 4. I got locked in my trunk by my son. ... Funny stuff - Jokes - Links - Images Tue, 07 Apr 2009 23:24:50 GMT http://geeksgeeksmoregeeks.forumotion.net/funny-stuff-jokes-links-images-f43/your-driveway-washed-away-t634.htm#1751 http://geeksgeeksmoregeeks.forumotion.net/funny-stuff-jokes-links-images-f43/your-driveway-washed-away-t634.htm http://geeksgeeksmoregeeks.forumotion.net/funny-stuff-jokes-links-images-f43/why-men-should-never-write-an-advice-column-t574.htm Rike WHY MEN SHOULD NEVER WRITE AN ADVICE COLUMN Dear Bill I hope you can help me here. The other day, I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't driven more than a mile down the road when the engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband's help. When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in our bedroom with the neighbor's daughter. I am 32, my husband is 34, and the neighbor's ... Funny stuff - Jokes - Links - Images Tue, 10 Feb 2009 03:19:09 GMT http://geeksgeeksmoregeeks.forumotion.net/funny-stuff-jokes-links-images-f43/why-men-should-never-write-an-advice-column-t574.htm#1410 http://geeksgeeksmoregeeks.forumotion.net/funny-stuff-jokes-links-images-f43/why-men-should-never-write-an-advice-column-t574.htm http://geeksgeeksmoregeeks.forumotion.net/funny-stuff-jokes-links-images-f43/humor-in-the-news-t573.htm Repa
http://www.wackytimes.com/]]> Funny stuff - Jokes - Links - Images Fri, 06 Feb 2009 19:06:09 GMT http://geeksgeeksmoregeeks.forumotion.net/funny-stuff-jokes-links-images-f43/humor-in-the-news-t573.htm#1388 http://geeksgeeksmoregeeks.forumotion.net/funny-stuff-jokes-links-images-f43/humor-in-the-news-t573.htm http://geeksgeeksmoregeeks.forumotion.net/funny-stuff-jokes-links-images-f43/i-do-not-get-it-t471.htm pepperpot I always enjoy a joke with a story line in it... but I just do not get it.... anyone else?!! Three contestants on a game show were trying to win prizes. The emcee asked the first one, “for $3000 who invented the telephone” “Alexandra Graham Bell,” she answered. “Right you are and as an added bonus what is your home town” “Orange Grove Florida” she answered. O.K. you will receive a year’s supply of the biggest and best oranges” said the ... Funny stuff - Jokes - Links - Images Mon, 10 Nov 2008 17:45:23 GMT http://geeksgeeksmoregeeks.forumotion.net/funny-stuff-jokes-links-images-f43/i-do-not-get-it-t471.htm#754 http://geeksgeeksmoregeeks.forumotion.net/funny-stuff-jokes-links-images-f43/i-do-not-get-it-t471.htm http://geeksgeeksmoregeeks.forumotion.net/funny-stuff-jokes-links-images-f43/for-sheila-t462.htm ruthsollid Happy Halloween! ]]> Funny stuff - Jokes - Links - Images Fri, 31 Oct 2008 14:02:02 GMT http://geeksgeeksmoregeeks.forumotion.net/funny-stuff-jokes-links-images-f43/for-sheila-t462.htm#658 http://geeksgeeksmoregeeks.forumotion.net/funny-stuff-jokes-links-images-f43/for-sheila-t462.htm http://geeksgeeksmoregeeks.forumotion.net/funny-stuff-jokes-links-images-f43/captive-t201.htm pepperpot ... Day 752 - My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another houseplant. Day 761 - Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded; must try this at the top of the stairs. In ... Funny stuff - Jokes - Links - Images Tue, 14 Oct 2008 04:52:50 GMT http://geeksgeeksmoregeeks.forumotion.net/funny-stuff-jokes-links-images-f43/captive-t201.htm#274 http://geeksgeeksmoregeeks.forumotion.net/funny-stuff-jokes-links-images-f43/captive-t201.htm