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PostSubject: Actual McDonald’s Application For Employment   10/25/2010, 12:37

These are actual answers on a McDonald's application submitted by a 17 year old kid someplace in Florida. They actually hired him too. I think this kid's gonna go far...

NAME: Greg Bulmash.

SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.

DESIRED POSITION: Company's President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.

DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.

EDUCATION: Yes.

LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.

SALARY: Less than I'm worth.

MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.

REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked.

HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any.

PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday.

DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they're better suited to a more intimate environment.

MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here?

DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 LBS?:
Of what?

DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I think the more appropriate question here would be "Do you have a car that runs?"

HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?: I may already be a winner of the Publishers Clearing house Sweepstakes.

DO YOU SMOKE?: On the job no, on my breaks yes.

WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?:
Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb sexy blonde super model who thinks I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing that now.

DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?:
Yes. Absolutely.

SIGN HERE: Aries.
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PostSubject: Re: Actual McDonald’s Application For Employment   10/25/2010, 14:35

Maybe you should take a look at this, Holly. It might work! Wink

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PostSubject: Re: Actual McDonald’s Application For Employment   10/27/2010, 22:33

Ya have wanted to answer some questions like above but for the most part humor on applications are not a good idea. In an interview? Well depends on the atmosphere or the situation and the job you are applying for.
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PostSubject: Re: Actual McDonald’s Application For Employment   10/28/2010, 02:40

Did you notice I was "winking?" Tempting though, isn't it?

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PostSubject: Re: Actual McDonald’s Application For Employment   10/28/2010, 11:57

Good one Repa!! ROFL

Tempting to fill out any form in that style!! OH YESSSS!!! Even the boarding tickets at the airports!!!! Shocked LOL they do have some silly questions on them that havent been changed in centuries!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Actual McDonald’s Application For Employment   10/28/2010, 15:49

Like what Pepper? I never been on a plane.
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PostSubject: Re: Actual McDonald’s Application For Employment   11/1/2010, 16:20

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