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| Subject: A Marriage Made In Heaven 10/25/2010, 12:39 | |
| One rainy Sunday afternoon, a young couple were on their way to their Church to get married. On the way there, their car lost control and slammed into a telephone pole - killing them both instantly.
Saint Peter In Heaven JokeThe couple soon found themselves standing in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, welcoming them to Heaven. The young woman asks Peter if they could get married in Heaven, since their time on Earth was cut short. He replies that he'll get back with them on that request.
A month later, St. Peter finds them and announces that they can - in fact - get arried in Heaven. To his suprise, the woman asks "Just wondering, if things don't work out will we be able to get a divorce?"
With a stern look in his eye, Peter blurts out "Look lady, it took me a month to find a preacher up here... you really think I'm gonna find a lawyer? | |
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Number of posts : 2378 Location : North Carolina Humor : Age: Older than Dirt! Registration date : 2008-09-19
| Subject: Re: A Marriage Made In Heaven 10/25/2010, 14:29 | |
| ain't that the truth!!! | |
| | | ruthsollid Royal Geek
Number of posts : 492 Location : Minnesota Registration date : 2008-10-17
| Subject: Re: A Marriage Made In Heaven 11/1/2010, 16:13 | |
| That's for sure! | |
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