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PostSubject: He doesn't want her back :).    10/25/2010, 12:45

A police officer attempts to stop a car for speeding and the guy gradually increases his speed until he's topping 100 mph. He eventually realizes he can't escape and finally pulls over.

The cop approaches the car and says, "It's been a long day and my tour is almost over, so if you can give me a good excuse for your behavior, I'll let you go."

The guy thinks for a few seconds and then says, "My wife ran away with a cop about a week ago. I thought you might be that officer trying to give her back!"
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PostSubject: Re: He doesn't want her back :).    10/25/2010, 14:30

Good one!!! ROFL

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PostSubject: Re: He doesn't want her back :).    10/28/2010, 12:42

lol! Hehe
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PostSubject: Re: He doesn't want her back :).    10/28/2010, 16:13

lol!

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PostSubject: Re: He doesn't want her back :).    10/28/2010, 22:23

here's one to go with yours WWe

When Ted was putting flowers on his Grandmother's grave he noticed a man, very distraught, in front of a tombstone several yards away. The man was on his knees, hands tightly clasped in front of him, rocking back and forth, head tilted upward to heaven, tears streaming down his cheeks, moaning softly, "Why did you die? Why did you die?" Over and over again.

Ted was overcome with emotion at this sight and went over to the poor man to try and console him. "Why did you die? Why did you die?" bellowed the man again and again. Ted gently put his arm around the man and half whispered to him, "My Grandmother is buried just over there. Is a loved one of yours buried here?"

"No," sniffled the man, "It's my wife's first husband."

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PostSubject: Re: He doesn't want her back :).    11/1/2010, 16:11

Laughing to both!!!
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PostSubject: Re: He doesn't want her back :).    11/1/2010, 23:09

Funny, Sam! lol! Hey, Ruth, long time no see. Glad you checked in!

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