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PostSubject: Krazy English!   6/30/2011, 22:02

Krazy English


The bandage was wound around the wound.

The farm was used to produce produce.

The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.

We must polish the Polish furniture.

He could lead if he would get the lead out.

The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.

Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.

A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.

When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.

I did not object to the object.

The insurance was invalid for the invalid.

There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.

They were too close to the door to close it.

The buck does funny things when the does are present.

A seamstress and a sewer fell down into the sewer line.

To help with the planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.

The wind was too strong to wind the sail.

Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.

I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.

I couldn't bear to watch the bear being mistreated.

How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend? Let's face it - English is a crazy language. There is no egg in eggplant, nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple, English muffins weren't invented in England or French fries in France. Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads, which aren't sweet, are meat!

Help! Mrs. James ... where are you? (Mrs. James was my English teacher in high school. study

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PostSubject: Re: Krazy English!   6/30/2011, 23:08

Repa,

LOL


loved it.

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PostSubject: Re: Krazy English!   7/1/2011, 21:20

Too funny Repa

The second one I stumbled over thought it was saying

The farm used to be used to produce produce

lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Krazy English!   7/6/2011, 10:58

Nice one Repa!
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