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PostSubject: Your Driveway Washed Away?   4/7/2009, 19:24

12 wacky excuses for being late for work By Rachel Zupek, CareerBuilder.com writer:

Here are 12 of the most outrageous excuses employees have heard for being late to work:

1. My heat was shut off so I had to stay home to keep my snake warm.
2. My husband thinks it's funny to hide my car keys before he goes to work.
3. I walked into a spider web on the way out the door and couldn't find the spider, so I had to go inside and shower again.
4. I got locked in my trunk by my son.
5. My left turn signal was out so I had to make all right turns to get to work.
6. A gurney fell out of an ambulance and delayed traffic.
7. I was attacked by a raccoon and had to stop by the hospital to make sure it wasn't rabid.
8. I feel like I'm in everyone's way if I show up on time.
9. My father didn't wake me up.
10. A groundhog bit my bike tire and made it flat.
11. My driveway washed away in the rain last night.
12. I had to go to bingo.

I don't miss going to work one bit. In fact, I'm so busy now that I don't know how I found time to go to work before! Razz Razz Razz

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PostSubject: Re: Your Driveway Washed Away?   4/8/2009, 09:40

I wonder if any those excuses have ever worked??? If they did, the employer was pretty stupid! Laughing

I totally agree Repa!! Thanks for posting this! Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Your Driveway Washed Away?   4/8/2009, 18:19

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PostSubject: Re: Your Driveway Washed Away?   4/8/2009, 21:58

pale i need to take note of these
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