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PostSubject: What is a Fart?   3/29/2010, 20:52

What is a Fart?

A fart it is a pleasant thing,
It gives the belly ease,
It warms the bed in winter,
And suffocates the fleas.

A fart can be quiet,
A fart can be loud,
Some leave a powerful,
Poisonous cloud

A fart can be short,
Or a fart can be long,
Some farts have been known
To sound like a song....

A fart can create
A most curious medley,
A fart can be harmless,
Or silent, and deadly.

A fart might not smell,
While others are vile,
A fart may pass quickly,
Or linger a while.......

A fart can occur
In a number of places,
And leave everyone there,
With strange looks on their faces....

From wide-open prairie,
To small elevators,
A fart will find all of
Us sooner or later.

But farts aren't all bad,
Is simply not true-
We must never forget....
Sweet old farts like you!
Kinda brings a tear to your eye doesn't it?

Wish I could say this was my poem, but it's not. lol! - Author Unknown

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PostSubject: Re: What is a Fart?   3/29/2010, 20:54

LOL

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PostSubject: Re: What is a Fart?   3/29/2010, 23:15

ROFL

Funny LOL
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PostSubject: Re: What is a Fart?   3/31/2010, 14:32

Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: What is a Fart?   4/9/2010, 19:38

this really cracked me up... not to mention my father!! ROFL

Thanks Repa... pity I cant send this as a card... lol
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