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Number of posts : 2378 Location : North Carolina Humor : Age: Older than Dirt! Registration date : 2008-09-19
| Subject: Ladies of a certain age 9/9/2010, 15:08 | |
| Ladies Of A Certain Age A 54 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.
While on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing God she asked "Is my time up?" God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live."
Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a face-lift, liposuction, breast implants and a tummy tuck. She even had someone come in and change her hair colour and brighten her teeth! Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it.
After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance. Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had another 43 years? Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the ambulance?" God replied: "I didn't recognize you!"
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| | | fay47 Royal Geek
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| | | angelface1961 Royal Geek
Number of posts : 579 Location : Iron Range Registration date : 2009-01-10 Mood :
| Subject: Re: Ladies of a certain age 9/13/2010, 14:35 | |
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| | | Sheila Global Moderator
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| Subject: Re: Ladies of a certain age 9/14/2010, 16:37 | |
| That was a good one Repa and it did make me smile...Always a good thing... | |
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