Top 10 Reasons To Vote
10. Mark Twain said it best, "Politicians and diapers need to be changed often, and for the same reason."
9. Too many people have fought and died for your right to vote.
8. If you're not willing to be part of the solution, you can't complain about the problem.
7. Help the world—vote out an incumbent.
6. We already experienced that whole "taxation without representation" thing. Didn't care for it.
5. The only other thing that's special about November 2 is that it's National Deviled Eggs Day.
4. If you don't put someone new into office, you'll have to listen to the same old rhetoric over and over.
3. Listening to the same old rhetoric over and over.
2. Once you finish selecting the person who claims they will fix the economy, you can get back to work and fix your own.
1. If you don't, then this list will be for naught.