A Laugh a Day!

I think there are days when we all need cheering up. So, I've started this thread and hope you will find something funny to post below and add to it, and we'll try to keep it going as a daily thing. I'll start with the following:


Question: If a turtle doesn't have a shell-------is he homeless or naked?

Thanks for the laughs. I need it.

Fay

FAT!

I figured out why I'm fat. The shampoo I use in the shower that runs down my body says, "for extra volume and body." So I am going to start using Dawn dishwashing soap. It says, "dissolves fat that is otherwise difficult to remove."

Guess that is what I need also

Fay

I thought we had a tread like this... ok here goes

Things learned from TV:
- All crimes are solved in 1 hour.

- The Good guy always wins.

- When you’re trapped, you always find a way out.

- A trip from Los Angeles to China takes 5 seconds.

- All women still have makeup on when they wake up in the morning.

- When you’re a hero, you will never get burnt in a fire.

Thanks Sam! Those are so true!!

Sam,

I don't know how, but I missed you last post. Those were good.

Fay