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PostSubject: Thanks for shopping at Wal-mart   5/6/2009, 16:21

One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike behind him, "My elbow hurts like h-ell. I guess I'd better see a doctor.."

"Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike replies.

"There's a diagnostic computer down at Wal-Mart. Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell you what's wrong and what to do about it.

It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars . .. ... A lot cheaper than a doctor."

So, Joe deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to Wal-Mart.

He deposits ten dollars, and the computer lights up and asks for the urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits..

Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout:

"You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity. It will improve in two weeks..

Thank you for shopping @ Wal-Mart."


That evening, while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Joe began wondering if the computer could be fooled.

He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples from his wife and daughter, and a sperm sample for good measure.

Joe hurries back to Wal-Mart, eager to check the results. He deposits ten dollars, pours in his concoction, and awaits the results.

The computer prints the following:

1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. (Aisle 9)
2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo. (Aisle 7)
3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab.
4. Your wife is pregnant. Twins. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer.
5. If you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get better!

Thank you for shopping @ Wal-Mart
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PostSubject: Re: Thanks for shopping at Wal-mart   5/6/2009, 23:56

It will be the day when we get a machine like that!!!... lol

Thanks... I sure needed a good joke... I loved it & my sister loved it too!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Thanks for shopping at Wal-mart   5/7/2009, 11:28

That was such a good joke!!! lol!
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