Why men should never write an advice column

WHY MEN SHOULD NEVER WRITE AN ADVICE COLUMN


Dear Bill

I hope you can help me here. The other day, I set off for work leaving
my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't driven more
than a mile down the road when the engine conked out and the car
shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband's help.

When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in our bedroom with
the neighbor's daughter. I am 32, my husband is 34, and the neighbor's
daughter is 19. We have been married for ten years!

When I confronted him, he broke down and admitted that they had been
having an affair for the past six months. I told him to stop or I would
leave him. He was let go from his job six months ago and he says he
has been feeling increasingly depressed and worthless. I love him very
much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum he has become increasingly
distant. He won't go to counseling and I'm afraid I can't get through to
him anymore.

Can you please help?

Sincerely,

Concerned Wife

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Dear Concerned:

A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a
variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no
debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the vacuum pipes and
hoses on the intake manifold and also check all grounding wires. If
none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel
pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the injectors.

I hope this helps,

Bill

LOL not to stereo type but the guys I work with are like that. They also would only hear the car breaking down part.

Now ladies, not all men are that insensitive! True, I don't see many men writing an "Ann Landers" advice column. But, when I was growing up, women were put on a pedestal; men adored them and gave them great respect. Unfortunately, there aren't that many of us left from that era. But, you can also blame women's lib, liberalism in general, hedonism, secularism and the "me generation" for the attitudes and behaviors you see in our country and the today. Attitudes and behaviors are "learned", so where did this generation learn them, and who do we really have to blame for what we see going on in our country today? Think about it!

LOL, what;'s the big deal? It's just a car I mean they all break down ya know ...lol but ws that real? My uncle dave said when he was you ng he wanted older, now taht hes older he wants young. Hes like going on 64 or so his wife is 48 i think ... they been married over 20 years.

And repa you used WAy to many big words in your last post above me...

wwe, have you heard of a dictionary? You can even find one on line! Just google any word you don't know and you will find its meaning. I know, I know, I can do the same with acronyms!

LOl yes I know that repa that's how I do my vocab for school. What I hate I'll start with a list of 15-35 words, and it like triples by the end as I have to look up words from the definition lol... I was doing that one day and my pap walked into the dinning room on thanksgiving and seen all the words I had and said " That's an extensive enumerate you have there chap" I was like "Thanks for giving me word number 50 you u old fart" he laughed and walked away ... we call each other names all the time I wasn't being mean lol...

But anyway now that I can read that above, yea IK, I can see in allot of my older family they like pave a gold pathway for there wives and daughters. And now when you watch like Judge Judy or what ever you see guys suing exes and stuff. My pap said that crap used to not be like that with some of the stuff the guy does like cheating. He said the guy would be beat to death by the girls father and found in an ally. I for one, being raised by older guys mainly, can't stand to see a girl cry, or to be hurt. It makes me wanna cry lol... I don't think I could ever hit a girl out of rage or anything... though some girls I think deserve it big time! But oh well.

Did you ever watch those things on fox, Maury? I mean dude why can't them girls find the dad, they need hit. I'd prob kill my self if I was in that spot it's sick!

Like I said I was not stereotyping...it is just the guys protective nature wanting their 'women folk' safe and all.

Thanks Rike! "Typical" man!